drunk like a mofo

[adoniscomplex]

had about oh............. um....... shiet.... 8 drink i think.................... dayum... almost had to be carried out my light weiht ass...


the girl who said she couldn't be there cuz her lil sis is not old neough to be there... was in fact there... talk about a trippy night mang...



back to working out tomorro man... half way through the night i was ready to throw bodies around for lookin' at me funny.

i was bout as calm as a tiger in the butcher's shop

hahah this is halirous

[Controlled Labs]

Haha, I myself have a reputation amongst my friends for being a rather violent drunk, not towards people (most of the time) but towards objects (parking meters, windows, etc.)



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it hurts less to punch a person than a parking meter.

pain scale:
skin/muscle/fat < hard metal/glass

[Sethva]

someone shows their beer muscles when they're a bit tipsy eh? Wait you have muscles so you just show your hidden "johnny badass" side. I'm the same way. Get a few drinks in me and I want to pound some face; maybe thats why I stopped drinking a few years ago...

I remember a few years ago when I was in college I started some shit with the biggest guy on campus I could find. We were at a bar and his buddy wouldnt get out of my way so I picked him up - under the arms like a little kid, and moved him out of my way. The big guy gave me the death stare and I asked him if he wanted to go outside because the look he was giving me wasnt going to do anything. Needless to say he just turned around and I left with my beer muscles flexed. I dont miss those days at all

[Alerux]

Ahhh....only 6 more years til I get to have these kind of fun nights

[jiritt0]

Nothing good happens after 2am... end of story.

wrong... the bar closes and the after party starts at my apt.



this is a secret, so noone tell anyone.. i love offering females wine.. what foxy lady doesnt want some wine when she is wasted and the bars closed.. so they get back to the pad.. and i pour out some boxed wine into a 28oz wine glass (ITS MASSIVE) and sneak in a shot or so of vodka...

the trick is; making sure she doesnt get wasted to the point where its no fun

sneaky, yes. genius, of course. im goin to hell someday, and i assure you, i will be selling ice cream and bottled water to make a livin haha

[Controlled Labs]

wrong... the bar closes and the after party starts at my apt.



this is a secret, so noone tell anyone.. i love offering females wine.. what foxy lady doesnt want some wine when she is wasted and the bars closed.. so they get back to the pad.. and i pour out some boxed wine into a 28oz wine glass (ITS MASSIVE) and sneak in a shot or so of vodka...

the trick is; making sure she doesnt get wasted to the point where its no fun

sneaky, yes. genius, of course. im goin to hell someday, and i assure you, i will be selling ice cream and bottled water to make a livin haha

next step for you is a nice cushy room in the big house

[jiritt0]

chyea, behind a big desk giving therapy at my price of 150$ an hour! haha

[storm shadow]

it hurts less to punch a person than a parking meter.

pain scale:
skin/muscle/fat < hard metal/glass

Yeah I know, which is why I kicked it and luckily it was already loose somehow and so it came off, I then proceeded to throwing it around and it cracked open like a glorious piggy bank. I think it had $25 worth of quarters which I used on pizza.

[LancerV]

Yeah I know, which is why I kicked it and luckily it was already loose somehow and so it came off, I then proceeded to throwing it around and it cracked open like a glorious piggy bank. I think it had $25 worth of quarters which I used on pizza.

I hate people like you.

[Controlled Labs]

Yeah I know, which is why I kicked it and luckily it was already loose somehow and so it came off, I then proceeded to throwing it around and it cracked open like a glorious piggy bank. I think it had $25 worth of quarters which I used on pizza.

that's a lot of pizza. did they look at you weird when you paid will all quarters?

[Alerux]

Originally Posted by storm shadow
Yeah I know, which is why I kicked it and luckily it was already loose somehow and so it came off, I then proceeded to throwing it around and it cracked open like a glorious piggy bank. I think it had $25 worth of quarters which I used on pizza.

I hate people like you.

lol. $25 huh? Nice!! You didnt get caught either? Sweet! Did you give the pizza guy the bag of quarters? lol My friend dropped a 100 dollar bill on a $4 order at Dairy Queen one time lol.

[storm shadow]

that's a lot of pizza. did they look at you weird when you paid will all quarters?

I was still drunk at the time so I don't remember. And I didn't eat the pizza all by myself, I shared with my accomplices.

[storm shadow]

I hate people like you.

huh, why? It was my first year of college, gimme a break.

[LancerV]

huh, why? It was my first year of college, gimme a break.

Because unless they are wrapped its a big pain in the butt to count, and yes I do count them when I go back to my car

[Controlled Labs]

Because unless they are wrapped its a big pain in the butt to count, and yes I do count them when I go back to my car

haha