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**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:38 PM

I might was well start with my life's story.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:39 PM

Well, I was born. That was sort of traumatic. It was so bad I repressed the memory and have no recolection of it at all.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:39 PM

Then there was school. That was about as bad as being born, except I wasn't able to repress that memory.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:40 PM

I got married, which I regret at times and at times concider myself lucky to have done.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:41 PM

I've found there is something of a direct correlation to my attitude about my marriage and how frequently I get laid.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:41 PM

Right now, I'm in the "I can't remember why I wanted to get married" stage.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:42 PM

But hey, I'm sure in a week or two or three I'll get some..............

Yea, being married SUCKS.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:43 PM

Women are WAY more affectionate before kids, that's for damn sure.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:43 PM

It's ironic that sex is what causes kids, and kids are what causes the end of sex.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:44 PM

OK, on to other things before I get all depressed and stuff.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:45 PM

What's the shortest gramatically complete sentence in the English language?

**storm shadow** · 05-31-2006, 06:45 PM

Cheer up Gimps, maybe you should kick back a beer or two while rant whoring.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:46 PM

a. I am.

What's the longest sentence?

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by GimpyPaw

a. I am.

What's the longest sentence?

a. I do.

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 06:47 PM

So how am I doing on the post count Storm?

RANT!