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Rant:
My wife asks me to cook up some potatoes while she is gone with our son to Cub Scouts
My wife asks me to cook up some potatoes while she is gone with our son to Cub Scouts
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Rant, part 2:
We are out of potatoes.
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What does she expect me to do here, grow some of the things before dinner?
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I'm still over 300 posts behind Lancer. This is gonna be close, but I don't think it's gonna happen.Comment
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I know, keep up the positive mental attitude and all, but the math just isn't on my side.Comment
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So what goes good with baked ham, when you don't have any potatoes in the house?Comment
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Just checked the food shelves, looks like it's ham and Baked BeansComment
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I feel the deepest sorrow for anybody who has to be down-wind of me tommorow.Comment
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I'm going to have to heat up them beans them beans them baked beans, oooh them beans.Comment
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I should put in Monty Pythons "The Holy Grail" and transcribe the thing as it playsComment
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Then this will be at least a "little" entertaining. I feel for House, all the hours he put in on this, posting till his fingers bledComment
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I'm gonna go open up a can o Whoop Ass
aka BeansComment
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What's up with people who are afraid of Geese? It's a damn bird, with web feet. An eagle, that has tallons and a sharp, flesh tearing beak, but a Goose?Comment
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Geese have long necks, round bills, and their heads sort of wobble when you smack them.
And I know this from experience.Comment
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I've heard people say "A goose can break a man's arm."
HOW??? HOW????
Their bones are fvkin HOLLOW. No bird can break my arm. Not one chance in
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