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A teacher asks her students, "If 5 birds are sitting on a fence, and you shoot at one with a shotgun, how many will be left sitting on the fence?"
So almost all the students agree 4 birds would remain.
The teacher sees one student shaking his head. She asks, "You don't think that's correct?"
The student replies, "Well, technically, the other 4 birds would've been scared off by blast, so no birds would remain."
The teacher replies, "Well, not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
The student says, "Okay, I've got a question for you. 3 women are sitting on a park bench, eatting popsicles. The first licks the popsicle, the second sucks the popsicle, the third bites the popsicle. Which one is married?"
The teacher replies, "I don't know, the one sucking the popsicle?"
The student says, "The one with the ring on her finger. Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. - Psalm 144:1
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another - Proverbs 27:17
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon
US science fiction author (1918 - 1985)
A teacher asks her students, "If 5 birds are sitting on a fence, and you shoot at one with a shotgun, how many will be left sitting on the fence?"
So almost all the students agree 4 birds would remain.
The teacher sees one student shaking his head. She asks, "You don't think that's correct?"
The student replies, "Well, technically, the other 4 birds would've been scared off by blast, so no birds would remain."
The teacher replies, "Well, not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
The student says, "Okay, I've got a question for you. 3 women are sitting on a park bench, eatting popsicles. The first licks the popsicle, the second sucks the popsicle, the third bites the popsicle. Which one is married?"
The teacher replies, "I don't know, the one sucking the popsicle?"
The student says, "The one with the ring on her finger. Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Funny thing is I heard those jokes back in elementary school from others. My family nor I are racist. Hell, my wife is hispanic. But funny is funny, preiod. Got some ones about white guys? I'd love to hear them!
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. - Psalm 144:1
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another - Proverbs 27:17
Current Supps: Purple Wraath Green Magnitude Orange Triad White Flood Blue Up 100% ON Classic Whey
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon
US science fiction author (1918 - 1985)
Funny thing is I heard those jokes back in elementary school from others. My family nor I are racist. Hell, my wife is hispanic. But funny is funny, preiod. Got some ones about white guys? I'd love to hear them!
I know, Racism is hilarious (Carlos Mecia show for zample)
3 men are on a plane, one American, one German and one Pakistani
The plane is crashing so the men decide to throw things off in order to lose some weight and allow the plane to fly again
The pakistani throws some curry off the plane and says "thats ok, weve got plenty of that stuff at home"
The German throws some Frankfurters off the plane and says "thats ok, weve got plenty of that stuff at home"
The American throws the Pakistani off the plane and says "thats ok, weve got plenty of them at home"
or a quicker one...
Man: Hey rasta i like those sunglasses
Rasta*in rasta accent*: Dems no sunglasses, dema my nostrils
or....
A rasta walks into a casino with Pikachu, the man asks the rasta what Pikachu will be playing *in accent* "poker mon"
another....
A man on a plane shows the man next to him a trick, he guesses where he is by putting his hand out the window..
man#1:Were in France
man#2:howd u know?
man#1(now gunna b called fred): i just touched the top of the eifel tower
he repeats his trick
fred:were in italy
man#2(jim): howd u know?
fred: i just touched the leaning tower of pisa
he repeats his trick
fred: were in queens
jim: how the hell do u know that?
fred: my watch has been stolen
Roflcopters mission:
The ROFLCOPTER is an important part of the defense of LOLrville. Along with the LMAOplane, TTYLnukes, and our troops carrying AFK47s, the ROFLCOPTER is used as a mobile troop carrier, and anti-TTYLTank weapons platform.
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. - Psalm 144:1
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another - Proverbs 27:17
Current Supps: Purple Wraath Green Magnitude Orange Triad White Flood Blue Up 100% ON Classic Whey
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon
US science fiction author (1918 - 1985)
Roflcopters mission:
The ROFLCOPTER is an important part of the defense of LOLrville. Along with the LMAOplane, TTYLnukes, and our troops carrying AFK47s, the ROFLCOPTER is used as a mobile troop carrier, and anti-TTYLTank weapons platform.
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