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A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve strings here. Get out!" so the string goes outside and messes himself up, gets all wriled up and walks back in. The bartender says "Aren't you the peice of string that was just in here?" The string replies, "I'm a frayed-knot"
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. Get out!" so the mushroom replies, " Why not? I'm a 'fun-guy' "
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A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
face-lift.
The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
Knob."
A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems."
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your Breasts."
"Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the Goatee."
A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
face-lift.
The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
Knob."
A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems."
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your Breasts."
"Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the Goatee."
haha, now that was a good one
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renegade definitely has a book he is typing these out of
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Gold Feast
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REDuction AM/PM Shots
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White Flood (5 Flavors)
Black Hole
Green MAGnitude (apple or lemonade)
Green Bulge
White Blood 2
Purple Wraath (grape or lemonade)
Blue Up
Blue Up (Stim-Free)
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I swear, the only one I copied and pasted was the Knob! The rest are from memory. And they're clean, so I tell them at work
haha, nice. give us more
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Purple Psyko
Gold Feast
Blue Gene
Blue Growth
REDuction AM/PM Shots
REDuction AM/PM (and PM solo)
Orange TRIad
White Flood (5 Flavors)
Black Hole
Green MAGnitude (apple or lemonade)
Green Bulge
White Blood 2
Purple Wraath (grape or lemonade)
Blue Up
Blue Up (Stim-Free)
GlycerGrow (Elements line)
CLAmore (Elements Line)
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