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**stonecoldtruth** · 05-24-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Batting333

George Bush is smart. In case you haven't noticed, he hasn't choked on a pretzel in a few years.

Na, he just lost his gag reflex during the last presidential election... muwhahahaha.

**Shutup** · 05-31-2006, 02:03 AM

yo mommas so dumb she thought the board of education was a peice of wood.

**stonecoldtruth** · 05-31-2006, 02:16 AM

yo mommas so stupid she went to the sperm bank and asked to make a withdraw

**Controlled Labs** · 05-31-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by stonecoldtruth

yo mommas so stupid she went to the sperm bank and asked to make a withdraw

**GimpyPaw** · 05-31-2006, 11:02 AM

You mamma so fat I thought "Cosmos" was a documentuary about her.

**stonecoldtruth** · 05-31-2006, 05:48 PM

Yo momma is so fat the government approved her to go on a meth-only diet.

**nics1246** · 05-31-2006, 07:15 PM

Yo mama is so short, she has to slam dunk to pay the bus fare.

**nics1246** · 05-31-2006, 07:16 PM

Your mama is so stupid, she snuck on a bus and paid to get off.

**Shutup** · 05-31-2006, 09:24 PM

yo mommas so fat she has to wipe her ass with a mop

**stonecoldtruth** · 05-31-2006, 10:00 PM

Yo momma is so ugly that she lost to big foot in a beauty contest.

**Team Enzyte** · 06-01-2006, 10:29 AM

Your momma is so old, she saw Christ, The Passion....live.

**Controlled Labs** · 06-01-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Team Enzyte

Your momma is so old, she saw Christ, The Passion....live.

aahha, good ones guys.

**marlon** · 06-03-2006, 02:01 AM

Yo Mama's such a loser she has more friends than Tom on myspace.

**GimpyPaw** · 06-03-2006, 12:02 PM

Yo' Mama so fat, any car she's in becomes a "Low Rider".

**MyTMouse** · 06-03-2006, 04:07 PM

yo momma's so fat, she went sky-diving and went straight ta hell.

yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone.

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