Damn it feels good to be a ...

[asianbabe]

scary to think the same mindset travels all the way to aussie.

I've heard that same line, or a variation of that line a thousand times from my woman.

too many imported tv shows...

[Controlled Labs]

the only prob with getting her number is the fact that I am married to a very angry and jealous woman. And i fear the authorities would never find my body as there are pig farmers near my house.

haha, that always puts a damper on things

[browndustin]

haha, that always puts a damper on things

No kidding!

I was never married (wore a ring on my left hand though ), but I know how it is. After having back-to-back long term relationships, I’ve almost lost my pimp skills.

Feels good when you know when a chick is really digging you. I think nearly everyone lifts better in the gym when an ‘encouraging’ female is present, regardless of their marital status. Makes me happy that Girl’s Volleyball is about to start up at my gym at the end of August!!!!!!!!

[Shutup]

I once extened my arm to show a woman my muscles she was asking about and accidentially punched her so hard in the face her eyes fell out.