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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sethva
    Ya I lol'd at that one.
    it is funny as hell
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    • #47
      What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?


















      Kids don't eat broccoli!
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      • #48
        A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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        • #49
          haha. where do you guys get these from?
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Controlled Labs
            haha. where do you guys get these from?
            this is one i just remembered...the last one i copied and pasted

            So this guy is sitting in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask and IV on, and the nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath.
            He says to the nurse, "Are my testicles black?" The nurse replies, "i dont know sir, I'm just here to give you a sponge bath." The man says again "Nurse are my testicles black???" Feeling awkward she says "I don't know sir i'm JUST here to give you a SPONGE BATH!!!!" The man says a third time, "Are my testicles black?" Finally, the nurse lifts his gown up and examines his testicles. She says to him "No sir, they look fine to me." The man sits up with a big smile, removes his oxygen mask and says "That was very nice, but are my test results back?"

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            • #51
              What do john wayne and cheap toilet paper have in common?







              They are both rough, tough and don't take no shit from no one!
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              • #52
                What do toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common?








                They both circle uranus and search for Klingons!
                All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things. - Bobby Knight
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                • #53
                  Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
                  A: Have you ever seen moth balls?

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by RenegadeRows
                    Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
                    A: Have you ever seen moth balls?
                    haha, great one. what about female moths? havent thought that one through have you?
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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Controlled Labs
                      haha, great one. what about female moths? havent thought that one through have you?
                      LOL ... Maybe I'll try to come up with one for a female moth~!


                      So a man walks into a blacksmith and applies for a job.. The blacksmith says "Have you ever shoed a horse before?" The man replies, "No, but I once told a donkey to F#$% off"

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                      • #56
                        Amazing Grace

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                        An atheist was walking through the woods... when he stopped and thought:

                        "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" the
                        atheist said to himself.

                        Then, as he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
                        bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards
                        him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
                        saw that the bear was closing in on him.

                        He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped
                        and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
                        bear was right on top of him... reaching for him with his left paw and
                        raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out,
                        "Oh my God!"

                        Time Stopped! The bear froze. The forest was silent.

                        As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky... "You
                        deny my existence for all these years... and try to teach others I don't
                        exist... and even credit creation to a cosmic accident? Do you expect me to
                        help you out of this predicament? Am I to now count you as a believer?"

                        The atheist looked directly into the light, "Well, it would be hypocritical
                        of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now... but perhaps You
                        could make the BEAR a Christian?"

                        "Very well," said God.

                        The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
                        his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

                        "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
                        Christ our Lord, Amen."
                        Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. - Psalm 144:1

                        As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another - Proverbs 27:17


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                        • #57
                          The Bitch

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                          The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

                          looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

                          middle-aged French woman's poodle.


                          The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French

                          woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so

                          rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."


                          The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

                          under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She

                          snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"


                          This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

                          dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.


                          The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American


                          should be put in his place!"


                          An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often


                          seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in

                          the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And

                          now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!
                          Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. - Psalm 144:1

                          As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another - Proverbs 27:17


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                          • #58
                            I lol'd at the last 2 posted by spartan. Thanks bud

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                            • #59
                              Heres a couple I got from comedycentral.com

                              Q:What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?

                              A:You can drop them off anywhere


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                              One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
                              The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

                              The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

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                              • #60
                                Hmmm...all I know are dirty jokes.

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