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    What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?
    A receding hare-line.

  • #2
    A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve strings here. Get out!" so the string goes outside and messes himself up, gets all wriled up and walks back in. The bartender says "Aren't you the peice of string that was just in here?" The string replies, "I'm a frayed-knot"

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    A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. Get out!" so the mushroom replies, " Why not? I'm a 'fun-guy' "

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    • #3
      A bear walks into a bar.
      Bartender: What can i get you
      Bear: *nothing said for 15 seconds* a bear please
      Bartender: Whats with the big paws?



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      A man walks into a bar "Ouch"
      Your opponent can only win if you allow them too

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      • #4
        haha, these jokes are for granpas
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        • #5
          Originally posted by burg
          A bear walks into a bar.
          Bartender: What can i get you
          Bear: *nothing said for 15 seconds* a bear please
          Bartender: Whats with the big paws?



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          A man walks into a bar "Ouch"


          LMFAO
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          • #6
            THE KNOB


            A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
            face-lift.

            The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
            Knob."

            A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
            can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
            brand new face lift.

            Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
            Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
            the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
            young-looking and vibrant.

            After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
            with two problems.

            "All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
            knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
            developed two annoying problems."

            Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
            knob won't get rid of them."

            The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
            bags, those are your Breasts."

            "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
            about the Goatee."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RenegadeRows
              THE KNOB


              A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
              face-lift.

              The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
              Knob."

              A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
              can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
              brand new face lift.

              Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
              Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
              the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
              young-looking and vibrant.

              After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
              with two problems.

              "All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
              knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
              developed two annoying problems."

              Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
              knob won't get rid of them."

              The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
              bags, those are your Breasts."

              "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
              about the Goatee."
              haha, now that was a good one
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              • #8
                Q: If a woman with big breasts works at "hooters", where does a woman with one-leg work?










                A: IHOP

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                • #9
                  Best knock knock joke ever
                  Last edited by adrian andras; 03-29-2007, 10:32 AM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RenegadeRows
                    Q: If a woman with big breasts works at "hooters", where does a woman with one-leg work?










                    A: IHOP


                    man that was cold as hell
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                    • #11
                      it was funny though
                      A Gold's Gym puppet - and proud of it.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sethva
                        it was funny though
                        very funny. I even rolled on the floor

                        renegade definitely has a book he is typing these out of
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                        • #13
                          Cheaterz!1!!
                          A Gold's Gym puppet - and proud of it.

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                          • #14
                            I swear, the only one I copied and pasted was the Knob! The rest are from memory. And they're clean, so I tell them at work

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by RenegadeRows
                              I swear, the only one I copied and pasted was the Knob! The rest are from memory. And they're clean, so I tell them at work
                              haha, nice. give us more
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                              Black Hole
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