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    Talking Post your Jokes

    What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?
    A receding hare-line.

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    A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve strings here. Get out!" so the string goes outside and messes himself up, gets all wriled up and walks back in. The bartender says "Aren't you the peice of string that was just in here?" The string replies, "I'm a frayed-knot"

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    A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. Get out!" so the mushroom replies, " Why not? I'm a 'fun-guy' "

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    A bear walks into a bar.
    Bartender: What can i get you
    Bear: *nothing said for 15 seconds* a bear please
    Bartender: Whats with the big paws?



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    A man walks into a bar "Ouch"
    Your opponent can only win if you allow them too

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    haha, these jokes are for granpas
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    Quote Originally Posted by burg
    A bear walks into a bar.
    Bartender: What can i get you
    Bear: *nothing said for 15 seconds* a bear please
    Bartender: Whats with the big paws?



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    A man walks into a bar "Ouch"


    LMFAO

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    THE KNOB


    A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
    face-lift.

    The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
    Knob."

    A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
    can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
    brand new face lift.

    Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
    Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
    the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
    young-looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
    with two problems.

    "All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
    knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
    developed two annoying problems."

    Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
    knob won't get rid of them."

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
    bags, those are your Breasts."

    "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
    about the Goatee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows
    THE KNOB


    A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a
    face-lift.

    The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
    Knob."

    A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
    can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
    brand new face lift.

    Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
    Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening
    the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained
    young-looking and vibrant.

    After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon
    with two problems.

    "All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
    knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
    developed two annoying problems."

    Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the
    knob won't get rid of them."

    The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't
    bags, those are your Breasts."

    "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
    about the Goatee."
    haha, now that was a good one
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    Q: If a woman with big breasts works at "hooters", where does a woman with one-leg work?










    A: IHOP

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    Best knock knock joke ever
    Last edited by adrian andras; 03-29-2007 at 10:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows
    Q: If a woman with big breasts works at "hooters", where does a woman with one-leg work?










    A: IHOP


    man that was cold as hell

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    it was funny though
    A Gold's Gym puppet - and proud of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sethva
    it was funny though
    very funny. I even rolled on the floor

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    Cheaterz!1!!
    A Gold's Gym puppet - and proud of it.

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    I swear, the only one I copied and pasted was the Knob! The rest are from memory. And they're clean, so I tell them at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows
    I swear, the only one I copied and pasted was the Knob! The rest are from memory. And they're clean, so I tell them at work
    haha, nice. give us more
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    So this woman was watching her daughter play with her barbies. She thought, "She is so cute!" Then she noticed her daughter was actually playing with Barbie and GI Joe. She said to her, "Hunny, doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" Her daughter, 9 years old, replied "No, she comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken"

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    Red face

    So there are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Geez, is it me, or is getting a little hot in here?"

    The second muffin replies "Holy sh!t It's a talking muffin!"

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    hahah this one time....

    17 year old FREAKST


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    Quote Originally Posted by succio
    hahah this one time....

    when it finishes spurting its almost the shape of the us, central and south america
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