aphorism

[hochongs]

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

[RenegadeRows]

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness

[Sethva]

dont eat cheese before noon?

[babolat]

wow.

1)Inspirational/moptivational quotes blow
2)wrong section

[RenegadeRows]

Lost time is never found again.

[Spartan]

Don't spit in the wind.

[jiritt0]

Without any goals, one can never been disappointed.

[hochongs]

aphorism

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait until that other is ready.

[RenegadeRows]

Man with woman of 40 cannot exchange for two 20's.

[testmonster2000]

He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

[RenegadeRows]

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.

[testmonster2000]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Always drink upstream from the herd.

[Mr. Aries]

there are those who get fucked...






















and those who get fucked up...


---mr. aries

[Spartan]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of refund checks.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Always drink upstream from the herd.

nice. lol.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyways.
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don't always agree with them.
People who like this sort of thing will find this is the sort of thing they like.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

Yeah, take THAT!