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    Genious!

  • #2
    huh?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Controlled Labs
      huh?
      You have missles following you, wouldnt you be speeding?

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      • #4
        I saw a video of that once, a long time ago. The idea was to speed and if you got pulled over, tell the cop you just looked in your rear-view mirror and thought you were being tracked by 3 scud missles.

        But then again, if you find a cop dumb enough to fall for that line, your not going to have much trouble talking him out of the ticket anyway.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GimpyPaw
          I saw a video of that once, a long time ago. The idea was to speed and if you got pulled over, tell the cop you just looked in your rear-view mirror and thought you were being tracked by 3 scud missles.

          But then again, if you find a cop dumb enough to fall for that line, your not going to have much trouble talking him out of the ticket anyway.
          I should order them for when I delevier pizzas

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          • #6
            Originally posted by LancerV
            I should order them for when I delevier pizzas
            that would be funny. i dont think a cop would car ethough, prolly just give you a bigger ticket.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LancerV
              I should order them for when I delevier pizzas
              If I pulled you over and this was your excuse, not only would I arrest you for suspicion of being high I would also confiscate the pizzas

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              • #8
                FYI: To the best of my knowledge, it is 100% legal to be under the influence of any narcotic in public, given you are minding your own business/not making a display. You would need to find paraphernalia or the actual substance on the individual or within the automobile, otherwise you may be liable for a civil rights violation.

                -- you could arrest them for a DUI though, but the hassle of proving their under the influence of the narcotic would more than likely not be worth the effort (unless it is something that noticable impairs motor ability).

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Batting333
                  If I pulled you over and this was your excuse, not only would I arrest you for suspicion of being high I would also confiscate the pizzas
                  And you would be hearing from my lawyer after I got out

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LancerV
                    And you would be hearing from my lawyer after I got out
                    If you've got the money, you could be off in less than 2 minutes if you hire Johnnie Cochran.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Batting333
                      If you've got the money, you could be off in less than 2 minutes if you hire Johnnie Cochran.
                      didnt he die?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Controlled Labs
                        didnt he die?
                        Oh yeah, I believe he died last march. I forgot about that. Just forget that previous post that I made and call me a dumbass.
                        Last edited by Batting333; 05-24-2006, 10:05 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Batting333
                          Oh yeah, I believe he died last march. I forgot about that. Just forget that previous post that I made and call me a dumbass.
                          Just because he's dead doesn't mean I wouldn't want him as my lawyer. I mean, last I heard he was appealing Lucifer's damnation. Death isn't going to stop a lawyer like him. Besides, most lawyers are of the undead anyway.

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