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    you know you love them, list them here:

    exaples.

    yo mama is so hairy she looks like she got don king in a headlock.
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  • #2
    Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up..
    If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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    • #3
      Lets get off the yo mamma jokes, becasue I just got off yours....
      If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by House72
        Lets get off the yo mamma jokes, becasue I just got off yours....
        now thats one I havent heard
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        • #5
          Yo Mamma so fat the last time she "jumped for joy" it registerd on the seismograph as a "significant geographic event".

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          • #6
            Yo mamma so fat, when they take her picture, the photographer has to use an aerial shot..
            If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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            • #7
              Yo mamma so fat she takes up both sides of the family tree.
              If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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              • #8
                your mom goes to college ...










                yeah, it was funnier when Kip said it
                jdouchebag for president

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                • #9
                  You mamma so fat the DMV requires a pilot car and wide load permits for her to go to the store.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by strester
                    your mom goes to college ...










                    yeah, it was funnier when Kip said it

                    Yo momma had a son that was a retard, and its you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by House72
                      Yo momma had a son that was a retard, and its you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      oh snap!
                      jdouchebag for president

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                      • #12
                        yo momma so fat, she jumped and the b*tch got suck....
                        Hmmm, something smells funny.....

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                        • #13
                          For those that didn't see this in the Rant thread:

                          Yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application!
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                          • #14
                            Yo momma so stupid she makes George Bush look smart!
                            Back to the basics!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by stonecoldtruth
                              Yo momma so stupid she makes George Bush look smart!
                              George Bush is smart. In case you haven't noticed, he hasn't choked on a pretzel in a few years.

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