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  • worst meal you've made in the name of nutrition

    mine would have to be adding fish seasoning (old bay) to eggs

    or ground flaxseed powder into vanilla yogurt

    I think both made me almost vomite immediately. lol

  • #2
    Quinoa flake cereal, stuff is just plain nasty.

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    • #3
      well i frequent deepsquatter and i learned of probably the best shake in the world when i first went there and here for your enjoyment i will give you the recipe

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      1 can tuna in water,drained 
      2 1/2 cups V-8 juice 
      1 tsp extra virgin olive oil
      2 tbsp lemon juice 
      a dash of a good Habanero pepper sauce 
      1-2 scoops of whey protien
      1 shot of vodka
      
      ice optional

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      • #4
        this thread is about the worst things youve made/mixed...not the best. theres another thread for that.!

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        • #5
          its hard to note the sarcasm in that post but that shake is awsome for bulking its just missing alot in the not throwing up from it department

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          • #6
            I remember that I bought some whole wheat pita wraps and found a dope looking recipe on the back… called for chick peas, lemon and a few spices. Looks like it was basically going to be humous without garlic and a few other goodies…. YUM!

            I decided that I needed some more protein so I added some chicken that my mom cut into strips and left in the fridge… all right… looking good… then I figured that it needed more protein, so I added tuna. And to hold it together all we had was light miracle whip…. Dear god, I’m trying to hold in my last meal right now.

            Well, it was pretty god damn disgusting. I tried heating them up in the microwave because we got rid of the toaster oven and I couldn’t have crispy pitas. It was hot on the outside, cold in the inside and steaming in the paper towels I had wrapped it in. I didn’t want to eat another half dozen egg whites that day and was so miserable that I couldn’t find a good meal to make….. bleh…

            I start gagging when I think about this crap. I just I brushed my teeth for like twenty minutes, smoked a bowl of weed and just settled for another huge protein shake. Wanted to avoid having another protein shake but I was just so incredibly miserable with life, dieting and food that day lol. No one could have been more miserable than me.

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            • #7
              tuna shake...


              1) take tuna out of can.
              2) open bottle of apple juice
              3) pour apple juice and tuna into a cup
              4) insert stick blender
              5) blend
              6) drink
              7) try not to vomit
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              Now with CL and all your other favorites

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mr. Aries
                tuna shake...


                1) take tuna out of can.
                2) open bottle of apple juice
                3) pour apple juice and tuna into a cup
                4) insert stick blender
                5) blend
                6) drink
                7) try not to vomit
                I think you won on that one!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ddawg91
                  I think you won on that one!

                  i drank this shake everyday 5 times a day for 8 weeks
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                  Now with CL and all your other favorites

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                  • #10
                    thats dedication.

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                    • #11
                      or insanity?
                      A Gold's Gym puppet - and proud of it.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mr. Aries
                        i drank this shake everyday 5 times a day for 8 weeks
                        I would of sperated the tuna and Juice.. But dam that is crazy though..
                        If you have to cheat to win, why bothering playing..

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Aries
                          i drank this shake everyday 5 times a day for 8 weeks

                          You are the man!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Aries
                            tuna shake...

                            1) take tuna out of can.
                            2) open bottle of apple juice
                            3) pour apple juice and tuna into a cup
                            4) insert stick blender
                            5) blend
                            6) drink
                            7) try not to vomit
                            That's just sick right there... I don't see the logic there at all.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. Aries
                              i drank this shake everyday 5 times a day for 8 weeks
                              Not only would I be crying I would be !
                              What typos?


                              Disclaimer: All flirtatious posts under the name of Booty are all in good humor and do not represent the official thoughts of the actual person behind the screen name.

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